Maybe you don't know me
(and you probably don't 'cause I know like 4 people)
This Kid Is Going Places
Me as a father.
^^ same
god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9
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have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again
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someone turn me into a painting or a poem i’m sick of being a person
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the relationship ginny has with fred and george is so underrated
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I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…
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I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity.
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when youre home alone and you hear a sound
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